green hair ties, rainbow bracelets and shoelaces
maggiethebrave:

Les Miserables in emoticons.

maggiethebrave:

Les Miserables in emoticons.

emilybeast:

texas people know what im talking about

emilybeast:

texas people know what im talking about

purelyawkward:

rainbowchibbutt:

nemir0n:

emilythesmelly:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

reblogging for the story

He’s bread, Jim. 

…That is amazing and omfg the story

purelyawkward:

rainbowchibbutt:

nemir0n:

emilythesmelly:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

reblogging for the story

He’s bread, Jim. 

…That is amazing and omfg the story

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shakethecobwebs:

brazenbitch:

vintagegal:

1920’s postcard

omg

omg

shakethecobwebs:

brazenbitch:

vintagegal:

1920’s postcard

omg

omg

julian-garcia:

so true

julian-garcia:

so true

my brother just told me the greatest joke
paul: "did you hear that actress got stabbed?"
me: "no! who was it???"
paul: "oh shit...what's her name...ah fuck..."
me: "...uh..."
paul: "....reese something..."
me: "reese witherspoon???!??!?"
paul: "no, with a knife."
me: *dead*
thereaintnothinlikesummer:

ya u go