green hair ties, rainbow bracelets and shoelaces

daisies-and-vervain:

jesscaasqueaks:

-flapjack:

untillambsbecomelions:

uhmwillowsomething:

-nymphadoratonks:

demonsmakeyoureal:

fr0mtheheart:

YOU TRY BLEEDING OUT OF YOUR VAG FOR ABOUT 7 DAYS WHILE DEALING WITH THE FOLLOWING:

• Cramps that make you want to rip out your ovaries.
• Not being able to get comfortable at night no matter how you lay.
• Craving random shit you don’t have.
• Not having the random shit you’re craving.
• Crying for unexplainable reasons.
• Feeling like an impregnated cow with a gut.
• NO SEX, you can, but that’s gross.
• More than likely no oral, ew..redwings.
• feeling like you are being stabbed to death with a fucking machete or samurai sword repeatedly.
• Crying.
• Worry about leaking through whatever you’re wearing
• Ruining cute ass underwear with unforgiving blood spots.
• THINKING you’re done with your period,take out weapon (tampon/pad), 5 minutes later you check, not done, not at all.
• Uncomfortable swimming experiences.
• Annoyance level increases about 1283717463%
• You will yell at people you love.
• Having to piss every 13 minutes.
• Farting like a fucking obese redneck father.
• Wanting to eat everything in sight.
• Craving chocolate so bad you start yelling it like the psycho fish from Spongebob.
• Getting offensive and self conscious over every remark directed toward you.
• Lots of crying.
  
  And of course the descision to shove a wad of cotton up your cooch or basically wear a diaper.
  
                                  Either way, H8 LYFE. 

this is beautiful

omg

this made me giggle. a lot. omg.

lmfao

so true.

lets not forset INSANE mood swings and possible breaking of nearby objects due to spontaneous rage

if I could get my ovaries removed, I totally would.

this is weird writing again. 

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Kendall: how was your day?

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Kendall: Lmao I think you’re lying.

I MET A GIRL THTS WHY IM SO HAPPY :D

I found out that my government teacher REALLY hates the word vagina. She is super conservative and super super political correct about everything, so when i was talking about anatomy and the vagina discussion we had she completely flipped out. So of course i spent the rest of the class period using the word vagina at any and every chance i was given, which of course was every other word, it was the best class period of my life haha. 

You’re tacky and I hate you

Love,

Ali

and get out of here. 

I was right!

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