- Me: writing fanfic is weird
- Raven: y?
- Me: cuz i haven't done it in over a week
- i lost inspiration
- Raven: start a new then
- Me: no i have to finish this story
- my readers are geting angsty
- Raven: lol nice like kids
- Me: hahaha
- threatneing messages
- just people begging for me to update
- Raven: lol look bitch update ur fanfic! we know where u keep the crayola box
- one day ur gonna open it...and there wont be a red crayon....
YOU TRY BLEEDING OUT OF YOUR VAG FOR ABOUT 7 DAYS WHILE DEALING WITH THE FOLLOWING:
- Cramps that make you want to rip out your ovaries.
- Not being able to get comfortable at night no matter how you lay.
- Craving random shit you don’t have.
- Not having the random shit you’re craving.
- Crying for unexplainable reasons.
- Feeling like an impregnated cow with a gut.
- NO SEX, you can, but that’s gross.
- More than likely no oral, ew..redwings.
- feeling like you are being stabbed to death with a fucking machete or samurai sword repeatedly.
- Worry about leaking through whatever you’re wearing
- Ruining cute ass underwear with unforgiving blood spots.
- THINKING you’re done with your period,take out weapon (tampon/pad), 5 minutes later you check, not done, not at all.
- Uncomfortable swimming experiences.
- Annoyance level increases about 1283717463%
- You will yell at people you love.
- Having to piss every 13 minutes.
- Farting like a fucking obese redneck father.
- Wanting to eat everything in sight.
- Craving chocolate so bad you start yelling it like the psycho fish from Spongebob.
- Getting offensive and self conscious over every remark directed toward you.
- Lots of crying.
And of course the descision to shove a wad of cotton up your cooch or basically wear a diaper.
Either way, H8 LYFE.
this is beautiful
this made me giggle. a lot. omg.
lets not forset INSANE mood swings and possible breaking of nearby objects due to spontaneous rage
if I could get my ovaries removed, I totally would.
this is weird writing again.
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Kendall: how was your day?
ME: WONDERFUL :D STARSHINE AND RAINBOWS FOR ALLL :)
Kendall: Lmao I think you’re lying.
I MET A GIRL THTS WHY IM SO HAPPY :D
I found out that my government teacher REALLY hates the word vagina. She is super conservative and super super political correct about everything, so when i was talking about anatomy and the vagina discussion we had she completely flipped out. So of course i spent the rest of the class period using the word vagina at any and every chance i was given, which of course was every other word, it was the best class period of my life haha.
You’re tacky and I hate you
and get out of here.
I was right!
- Me: Why is Oprah ending her show?
- Dad: Cuz she has more money than god.
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